The moment the two souls exited the bakery Kusajishi Yachiru seemed to have bubbled up and almost literally bounced by his side. That thing he could tolerate, being treated like the captain of the eleventh division as the girl climed on his back without warning was almost as tolerable too, but being gushed upon by several human passerby’s drew the invisible line inside his head. (
Do these humans see that the pinkette and I do not look like each other at all or they are merely oblivious…. most precisely oblivious.)
” Kusajishi….. stop thinking of me as a seesaw, you’re chocking my circulation. “
Trusting the little pink trot to adjust her own posture, the spirit kept on walking, but finally gave in halfway and adjusted Yachiru’s wrong hold on his neck. Looking back at their tracks, Tensa silently sighed in relief and pointed a slender finger across the front, answering the little girl’s parade of seemingly endless questions:
” There, right beside that clothing store is the bakery. Behave, Kusajishi. “
Despite Tensa’s complaints she wasn’t going to walk or change her position because she was comfortable just like that, she when he adjusted it she was the one about to complain but then, the Bankai spirit showed her the longed place. At the moment she saw where it was, she raised up one of her hands and then pointed at the bakery, screaming happily while bouncing on the poor mans back, waiting for him to do as she talked.
Run black horse, run, run!
Despite the title, this post is next in the “fans ship you with” series! Only because it’s Yachiru the eternal child, we’ll be taking a cuddle-shipping route, rather than a full-on shipping route. :) Yachiru isn’t the first lieutenant we’ve encountered in this series, of course - already we’ve seen characters react to being shipped with Matsumoto and Rukia and Renji and Hisagi and Kira - plus a bunch of other, non-lieutenant characters (bleachlists.tumblr.com/shipping). But now it’s Yachiru’s turn! So, Bleach characters. Squad 11’s adorable yet deadly lieutenant would like to give you a hug! How do you feel about this?
Kenpachi: I hate hugs. But I make an exception for Yachiru.
Yumichika: Well, she IS our lieutenant. I’ve learned it’s best to do what she says.
Ikkaku: I guess that’s better than her trying to rub my head, like usual. One time I found glitter, there. Glitter!
Byakuya: I’ve found it’s…difficult to prevent Yachiru from doing what she wants.
Komamura: Of course she she does. I am very fuzzy.
Makizo: R-really? Did she remember my name?
Byakuya: I mean, she is ALWAYS sneaking into my mansion.
Kira: That would be nice. I could use a hug.
Hinamori: M-me too…
Hisagi: I have no time for hugs!
Ichigo: Um…she’s not going to suddenly turn into an adult or anything, is she?
Byakuya: I don’t even know how she gets in, half the time! I try to seal up the doors she uses, but she always she finds new ones!
Orihime: Of course! Yachiru and I are friends!
Soi Fon: I don’t hug.
Yoruichi: Really? You were always willing to hug me.
Soi Fon: T-that’s different, Lady Yoruichi!
Byakuya: Is she making the doors?! Do I just have secret doors all over my mansion for some reason?!?
Yoruichi: *I* never say no to a hug.
Ichigo: T-that’s a little rude, Ishida!
Ishida: A tiny soul reaper is still a soul reaper.
Chad: I like hugs.
Byakuya: And why does she want to be inside my mansion so badly, anyway? There are other places to ride her scooter!
Ukitake: Yachiru hugs never fail to make me feel better!
Unohana: She is small but terrifyingly powerful. I like her.
Kurotsuchi: That little brat terrifies me. She wasn’t even affected by Ashisogi Jizo!
Unohana: That was in a filler arc.
Kurotsuchi: That doesn’t mean it doesn’t concern me!
Byakuya: AND she stole all of my koi! She drives me crazy!
«Yachiru hugs Byakuya!»
Yachiru: Do you feel better now, Byakki?
Byakuya: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!
You don’t have to complain that much to get a hug Byakkun~
Jumps over Byakuya’s back to give him a hug.
“Yes, yes,” he waved off, chastising himself. As he surmised. The smirk on his face widened, knowing that she and Lilynette were not so different after all. In fact, it would be this approach that would make dealing with the tiny fukutaichou much easier.
“I do. Follow me~” he said, turning on his heel. All of his sweets where at the lab. Some were less tainted than others, but that’s what made this little game fun. Yachiru would just have to figure out which was the safest. “If you’re lucky, we might even be able to pass by Lilynette on the way.”
The girl followed the man, looking everywhere inside Las Noches, it wasn’t a cheerful place at all, just sand and white walls everywhere, the other girl, Lilynette, sure was bored in there, the Soul Society wasn’t that cheerful either but at least it was better.
Nee nee Pinky-chan~ Is your lab like Mayurin’s one full of those pretty colorful lights and buttons and full of screens~?
“Kusajishi-fukutaicho,” Akon greeted, looking past his clipboard at the young girl. He opened his mouth to add onto the sentence, but suddenly the pink-haired fukutaicho jumped up on him to try and touch his horns. Pulling his head back, he looked at her strangely. “Please, Kusajishi-fukutaicho, why do you insist on trying to grab my horns every time we meet.”
The girl put a thinking expression, but it wasn’t that hard to figure out why she did it every time.
Ummm.. well, have you seen anyone else with horns like yours~? It’s weird~~
The girl smiled and extended her hands, waiting for the man to let her touch them.
thirdsansekiakon started following you
The weirdo with horns!
Tries to touch his forehead.
“Lilynette? She is the younger half of the Primera Espada, the most powerful of the ten of us. It’s my own folly for forgetting such a fact. But that doesn’t make me any less skeptical of your abilities.”
“But enough of that topic. If you and Lilynette are surely alike, you’d be interested in some sweets?”
See~? You shouldn’t forget about those things Pinky-chan~
Yachiru was about to say yes to the magical word “sweets”, but deep inside something said to her not to accept it, that man was somehow like Kurotsuchi Taicho and he had tried to kill her before. Ohh but she shouldn’t judge him before trying the candy~ and now she was quite interested in knowing that girl “Lilynette”.
Sweets~? Of course~! Does Pinky-chan have some~?
The girl climbed onto the back of the wolf looking captain, “Bow Bow’s so fluffy”, the girl put some puppy eyes and talked.
Umm I was taking my tiger, Bubblegum, for a walk but he broke the rope and we were near here so I came here because I was afraid that Bow Bow could hurt him, you haven’t done it, ne~?
Hello there Yachiru-san!~
Yay~ Isa-chan’s back~~ Ne ne have you brought some candy with you~~?
“I don’t know who ‘Ken-chan’ is, nor do I wish to. Come to think of it, you do remind me of Lilynette~”
Uhh~? And who’s that~?
“Both qualities I can admire in a woman— in fact, I could say the very same for you as well, Yachiru-chan!”
“As for staying out of trouble, I’m afraid I can’t exactly say I’ve been a good girl lately. Promise you won’t tell on me to my captain? If you keep it a secret, I’ll be sure to buy you lots of sweets, so think carefully now!”
It was quite strange that someone tells her hair was pretty, since she was always making fun of everyone they tend to attack her hair color. The woman sure know how to convince the little girl, and if she wanted more sweets she could just blackmail the blonde.
Sweets~? Of course I want them~! We’ll keep it as a secret~
Well, it’s no about age but abilities Pinky-chan~ I hope you are not saying anything bad about us~
“But of course. Take my words in any way you wish, little shinigami.”
I’ll take them as a joke from Pink-chan who must be careful or shall I call Ken-chan~?
How easily distracted she became whenever the word sweet was mentioned in a sentence made a smirk tug onto his face, “Come on. Evil beards will wait while we buy ya some sweets.”
I guess you are right Ken-chan~
But maybe I should shave his bead, just in case it tries to control Gramps~